Suicide is the #1 killer of a person who is in a boat and happens to be passing under a bridge at the wrong time.
The best way to make somebody feel important is to try to assassinate them.
Timing is everything. That's a cliche. Now. If I'd said that a long time ago, I'd have been original.
I like people, for a little while.
A mobile home with a flat tire is a home.
Do you have any Greek in you? That was just a tactful way of asking if you're pregnant. If you're not, then let's break up.