99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.
I don't want to be my own boss. I want to be my own colleague.
I want to get the joke to work without having to put any words or to say anything. I just want the person to look at it, and quietly in their brain, they can just put it together and say, "Cool, that one works".
A human head looks the least scary when it is attached.
I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.
Americans who do not celebrate Independence Day: pets.