You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.
Demetri MartinI never give anyone just one congratulation. Congratulations are always plural. They are similar to grapes.
Demetri MartinI want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are.
Demetri MartinI love having an open seat next to me on the train. What's even better is when my seat is open too because I just stayed home.
Demetri Martin