I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.
Demetri MartinStand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.
Demetri MartinI am completely attracted to the idea of simplicity, or at least removing things that seem unnecessary when trying to get an idea out there.
Demetri Martin