As a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it.

Why are there not positive mysteries? It's always who stole the diamond, or who killed the butler? How about... who made cookies, somebody cleaned my room.

There's a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I like that name, 'Futon World.' Makes me think of a magical place that gets less and less comfortable over time.

Right before I'm about to talk at length about something I like I say, Get me started.

Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.

I never went bungee jumping. The closest I did was I was born.

I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.