It turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.
Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.
Separate but equal is terrible for education but it's perfect for eyebrows.
For some reason cowboy sounds better than cowman.
Sometimes I see a bird fly by and I feel jealous. But then other times I see a bird fly into a closed window and I feel laughing.
Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.