Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.

A straw enables you to drink without using your wrist. A straw is your friend - until you lose eye contact with the straw. Then it will betray you and make you look like an idiot.

You get really disillusioned, because you thought you were in love. But you realize that you're just alone.

Automatic paper towel dispensers are a solution to something that was never a problem in the first place.

Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.

My policy is 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.'

I don't know if I'll ever be a master at anything, but I think that's a mistake for me personally. I don't know how much it's about the journey, but it's more about the process.