The problem with most people, is that they are most people.
If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.
When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.
The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).
One thing you never hear is "Man that guy is good at badminton".
The difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location.