It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.

I wonder if it's rude for a deaf person to talk with food in their hands.

One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.

Let no man's deathbed be a futon.

There is probably more invisible tape out there than we realize.

I love having an open seat next to me on the train. What's even better is when my seat is open too because I just stayed home.

A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.