I am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding; I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything.

My friend asked me I ever swam with dolphins. I was like, 'Yeah, of course. What distance are we talking about from the dolphins? Because the last time I was in the ocean, I'm pretty sure I swam with most of them.'

I wonder if it's rude for a deaf person to talk with food in their hands.

I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.

There are two kinds of jackets - reversible, and reversible but it's hard to zipper up and it looks really stupid.

Okay, so, when I was a kid, definitely the drawings and the illustration. Then I stopped in sixth grade or so. And then I started again when I was in my twenties. I really didn't progress since then, so the way I draw is the way I drew in sixth grade.

I am the Walrus, but not the one you're probably thinking of. I am the other Walrus, the one who is less the Walrus in the sense of legendary music and more the Walrus in the sense of his tendency to to lie around in places for too long.