I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.

I have never been in a bad mood and near a beach ball at the same time. Causation? Correlation? Or fate?

When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.

When I dropped out [from a law school], everybody was disappointed... But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. Before that, I never realized how much I sought other people's approval. Once I figured that out, I was free to move on and seek the approval of other people, in comedy clubs and showbiz meetings.

I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me.

If I were blind, I'd wear a blindfold all the time.

Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.