I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.

We do not allow dwarf tossing. If you toss a dwarf, the dwarf will be tossed right back at you, but faster.

When I was in high school I experimented sexually. The experiment was to never have sex with anybody no matter how hard I tried. Success! Hypothesis confirmed.

I wonder how they deal with mice at Disney World.

To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every now and then at the TV.

But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to write sketch comedy. I got into stand-up because I love stand-up.

Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.