I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.

It's interesting to be an adult and to have that level of ignorance about something, because the nice part about is you get that discovery. The learning curve is so rich and steep.

I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.

A know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is.

To some I am known as Chief. And these are usually people who work in Radio Shack or try to sell me shoes. To others I am known as Buddy. These are people who dwell in bars and wonder if I’ve got a problem or what it is that I am “looking at.” And to still others, who are in that same bar, standing just off to the side, I am “Get Him!"

I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.

99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.