I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.

Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.

I love bowling almost as much as I love not bowling.

If you have a lip ring try hanging some tiny keys from it. This will make you look even more interesting.

I'm a body builder, but I don't use weights. I use snacks. It's kind of a different building process.

A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.

Separate but equal is terrible for education but it's perfect for eyebrows.