I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.

I think the most annoying language is a tie between all the ones I don't know how to speak.

I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.

To me, comedy is a game.

There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.

Sometimes heckling can almost help a set, because it ratchets up the tension in the room... can even bring things to a climax.

The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.