I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.

I've never read an article of clothing.

To get strangers to hate you even faster, crank up the volume on that very interesting ringtone of yours.

Suicide is the #1 killer of a person who is in a boat and happens to be passing under a bridge at the wrong time.

Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets.

Whenever I throw caution to the wind I make sure I'm facing the right way so that it doesn't blow back and hit me in my face.

I never set out to do a sketch show.