I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.

There is probably more invisible tape out there than we realize.

As soon as I jumped out of the airplane, I realized I had forgotten my parachute. Thank God we were still on the runway.

A parade looks like a bunch of people are excited about being in traffic.

I believe in empathy. When religion provides that for people, it's the best thing in the world.

I think there's a difference between making comedy and reporting comedy. When you're a joke teller you can easily fall into the second, you can show up and just say the jokes.

When I was in high school I experimented sexually. The experiment was to never have sex with anybody no matter how hard I tried. Success! Hypothesis confirmed.