If you have a lair then you are probably not a good person.

And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track.

Popcorn is one of the only situations in which you eat the result of an explosion.

Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.

Separate but equal is terrible for education but it's perfect for eyebrows.

I wanna see a snake eat spaghetti.

Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.