If you have a lair then you are probably not a good person.

It's very easy to go through your whole life and never really get anything done or have any real meaningful interactions or relationships. All of a sudden you're dead, and I'm going to say that's got to be a letdown.

I wanna see a snake eat spaghetti.

Artistically, I find jokes really satisfying aesthetically, because there's something great about getting an idea down to a sentence or two.

Use crazy glue and nails to turn a rocking chair into just a chair that looks like a rocking chair.

100% of the people who give 110% do not understand math.

I love motor learning because it's very basic and primal. A lot of what I like to learn correlates with the opposite of what gets you laid. I can ride a unicycle and I can juggle. These are unimpressive things to know.