When I first heard the term 'training bra,' I was freaked out. I was pretty young and I said, 'Did you just say training bra? They're training their chests? I had no idea.' See some lady, her boobs are everywhere. 'What's her deal?' Those are untrained titties.

When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.

It would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted.

And as far as actors go, Peter Sellers is my all-time favorite.

Sometimes, when something really great happens to me, I like to wait two weeks before I tell anyone about it, because I like to use the word 'fortnight'.

In retrospect, everything is finite, but prospectively, there are infinite possibilities. I guess that's what makes life hopeful.

I am what I eat. And I am this especially when I bite my nails.