When I first heard the term 'training bra,' I was freaked out. I was pretty young and I said, 'Did you just say training bra? They're training their chests? I had no idea.' See some lady, her boobs are everywhere. 'What's her deal?' Those are untrained titties.

Villains fear me because I am unpredictable and broccoli. See what I mean?

In retrospect, everything is finite, but prospectively, there are infinite possibilities. I guess that's what makes life hopeful.

But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me.

Sometimes I feel like I'm being watched, but then I remember that my show was canceled three years ago.

To make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself.

Love is, and I hope it never isn't.