I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery.
Demetri MartinI was stuck in traffic and I looked in the mirror and in the car behind me there was a couple having a horrible argument and right below their image it said "Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I just thought, man I hope so because she was pretty mad.
Demetri MartinRock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.
Demetri MartinThe digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
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