If you really think about it, hitting the snooze button in the morning doesn't even make sense. It's like saying, 'I hate getting up in the morning-so I do it over... and over... and over again.'

I think they named the orange before the carrot.

When there's someone who's dead and then someone does something that that person would not have liked, they say that that person is spinning in their grave. But I don't understand why they say that. Why is spinning the way that a corpse shows disapproval?

A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.

I like when people wear a WWJD bracelet, because it's like an example of the first thing Jesus wouldn't do, probably.

A Rubik's cube is equal to a drag queen. It's really colorful, but I don't wanna do it.

You mock those who blindly follow the majority...turn your attention now to those who are so dedicated to deviating from the norm that they would gladly cease breathing if it were suggested to them that inhalation was a form of conformity; for they deserve just as much scrutiny and ridicule.