If you really think about it, hitting the snooze button in the morning doesn't even make sense. It's like saying, 'I hate getting up in the morning-so I do it over... and over... and over again.'

Count your blessings, but not out-loud, at the top of your lungs.

I love Buster Keaton and I love physical comedy when it's done in an emotionally understated way. I just like to play it, and I need the attention.

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE!

I went whale watching once. It was very similar to watching people on a boat become disappointed.

Canoe plus waterfall equals I don't go camping anymore.

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.