Halloween's my favorite holiday because you don't have to spend it with your family.
This is a pie chart about procrastination.
I got into stand up just to do stand up because I love stand up.
I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.
Parades are man's attempt to make traffic exciting.
'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.