A Rubik's cube is equal to a drag queen. It's really colorful, but I don't wanna do it.

I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class.

I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin.

Sometimes I like to go outside without even checking the weather first.

Love is, and I hope it never isn't.

I never give anyone just one congratulation. Congratulations are always plural. They are similar to grapes.

A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.