A Rubik's cube is equal to a drag queen. It's really colorful, but I don't wanna do it.

Game, set, match equals tennis. Set, match, run equals arson.

I'm always excited to try something I haven't done.

It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.

When someone asks you the question 'Are you ticklish' it doesn't matter if you say yes or no, cause they're going to touch you. If someone asks if you're ticklish and you don't want to be touched you should something like 'I have diarrhea, now don't touch me cause you'll make it come out... and yes I'm very ticklish'.

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'

I believe in empathy. When religion provides that for people, it's the best thing in the world.