It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.

My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.

It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.

I like birthdays. Every time someone is born, that's just like bringing more cake into the world.

One thing I learned is that it's never OK to walk through a cemetery dressed as a mummy - even if that was a shortcut on the way to the costume party.

Why are there not positive mysteries? It's always who stole the diamond, or who killed the butler? How about... who made cookies, somebody cleaned my room.

I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'