You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole.
Hot Potato is a very different game when the people playing are starving.
There's an old Russian saying that goes some way or another. I don't know it. I don't speak Russian. But sometimes I think about it and wonder if it's relevant to what I'm going through at the time. Probably not. I mean what do Russian know about hunger, anyway?
'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.
I never give anyone just one congratulation. Congratulations are always plural. They are similar to grapes.