I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.
To make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself.
At any minute, I am four minutes from a poncho.
I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me.
Overheard today in restaurant: Can you stop listening to our conversation?
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole.