My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

I wasn't even a big comedy nerd. A lot of the comedians I know - a lot of my friends are comedians - they knew a lot about comedy growing up.

Palindromes are the number one conversation stopper, like party killer, I think I've ever seen.

I don't want to be my own boss. I want to be my own colleague.

When people show me pictures of their kids, it's okay. But when I give them a picture of me, to show to their kids, I'm weird. What kind of one way street is that?

99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.