I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I sleep.

A parade looks like a bunch of people are excited about being in traffic.

When there's someone who's dead and then someone does something that that person would not have liked, they say that that person is spinning in their grave. But I don't understand why they say that. Why is spinning the way that a corpse shows disapproval?

If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer.

I like stand-up. But I'd also like a family and house and a yard. I want to work with a lot of people, have colleagues; and on good film sets, there's people there that work with the same people for years and years. I love that collaborative spirit in that medium. Comedy is a lot more solitary.