I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I sleep.

One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.

When I stub my toe it's like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know.

And as far as actors go, Peter Sellers is my all-time favorite.

We do not allow dwarf tossing. If you toss a dwarf, the dwarf will be tossed right back at you, but faster.

I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially that just-before kind of feeling.

I saw a sign that said, 'Watch for children.' I was like, 'That sounds like a fair trade - especially if they're crappy kids.'