If you are trying to impress a woman, leave any sort of show farting out of the equation.
Demetri MartinAnd my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track.
Demetri MartinWhen I'm buying car insurance I ask myself, 'Which company has the most annoying and relentless commercials?'
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