The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.

I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.

Suicide is the #1 killer of a person who is in a boat and happens to be passing under a bridge at the wrong time.

I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television.

When I stub my toe it's like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know.

Small businesses are important, but so are tiny businesses.