It would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted.
There are two kinds of jackets - reversible, and reversible but it's hard to zipper up and it looks really stupid.
A lot of things look cooler in slow motion. Eating isn't one of them.
I've never read an article of clothing.
My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag.
I want to launch a globe into space just to mess with the astronauts.