There's a saying that goes, 'People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.' OK. How about, 'Nobody should throw stones'? That's crappy behavior. My policy is, 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.
Demetri MartinMy family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.
Demetri MartinI used to get bummed out when it rained; then I realized that it's God's way of washing off hippies.
Demetri Martin