It's hard to know what's gay in life. Boxing. That's two men fighting over a belt.

I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters who have died in the other games. 'Hey, man, what are you playing?' 'Super Busy Hospital. Could you leave me alone? I'm performing surgery! This guy got shot in the head, like, 27 times!'

In America, one sure sign of success is the presence of an unnecessary waterfall in a person's yard.

I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.

If I make my window ten days for stand-up, the conclusion is that I failed and that I'm not good at stand-up. If I make it ten years - if I just wait - the conclusion might be something totally different. I think it's so cool to do things in which you discover the malleability of your own mind.

A mobile home with a flat tire is a home.

I've never read an article of clothing.