It seems that man's greatest natural enemy is the target.

Separate but equal is terrible for education but it's perfect for eyebrows.

I just started doing this one-man show, and I wanted to be able to score it, so I bought a guitar, and got a keyboard and got a harmonica. I remember when I started that I didn't understand why a harmonica had different letters on them.

When telling a story about how wasted you were last night, stop.

The planets. Now footnote, I'm including Pluto in the planets, because I think it's terrible what they did to Pluto. And it's still a planet to me. I grew up with Pluto as a planet, it will always be a planet.

Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

I like people, for a little while.