It seems that man's greatest natural enemy is the target.

And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track.

It turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.

The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.

It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.

I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.

I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts.