I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it's like, "Okay. That's your opinion. Somebody liked it, so that's good." Hopefully it balances out.

Yes, okay, it's cool to be quirky, maybe, on the side. Do some puzzles, make puzzles, whatever, learn how to ride a unicycle. That's cool when it's on the side and you have a plan. What happens when you remove the plan? What you're left with is a guy who likes to do anagrams. And doesn't have a job... Sweet, that's a catch.

I always wanted to do a movie, because I love the movies. They give you a chance to have an intimacy with your audience that is different from stand up. With movies, you can bring the audience in with a close up, and emote in a different way.

It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.

A lot of things look cooler in slow motion. Eating isn't one of them.

I used to get bummed out when it rained; then I realized that it's God's way of washing off hippies.

Popcorn is one of the only situations in which you eat the result of an explosion.