I wonder if it's rude for a deaf person to talk with food in their hands.

Drunken behavior will not be tolerated, except by those who are being hilarious.

People only mention it's a free country if they're doing something shitty.

Use crazy glue and nails to turn a rocking chair into just a chair that looks like a rocking chair.

I can always tell how stupid someone is by how certain they are about what they're saying.

The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If you weren't tan, muscular, and book-averse, you were a dork and a nerd and a geek and stuff. I remember being into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers.

I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.