I wonder if it's rude for a deaf person to talk with food in their hands.

It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.

People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.

Have a great day. Note: does not apply to my enemies.

My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'

Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.

Mosquito bites Jesus, receives communion.