Statistics indicate that the average American is a guy named Brian who lives in Ohio.
Demetri MartinI want to get the joke to work without having to put any words or to say anything. I just want the person to look at it, and quietly in their brain, they can just put it together and say, "Cool, that one works".
Demetri MartinThey say that structure is freedom, and in a sense it is. When you're dealing with multiple constraints, you have to figure out what you can get out of that.
Demetri MartinYou get really disillusioned, because you thought you were in love. But you realize that you're just alone.
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