I wonder if it's rude for a deaf person to talk with food in their hands.

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE!

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.

When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.

Suicide is the #1 killer of a person who is in a boat and happens to be passing under a bridge at the wrong time.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I love having an open seat next to me on the train. What's even better is when my seat is open too because I just stayed home.