One thing you never hear is "Man that guy is good at badminton".

In retrospect, everything is finite, but prospectively, there are infinite possibilities. I guess that's what makes life hopeful.

Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.

I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass.

Game, set, match equals tennis. Set, match, run equals arson.

But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.

I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.