One thing you never hear is "Man that guy is good at badminton".

Right before I'm about to talk at length about something I like I say, Get me started.

Brought to you by raising your voice. The next best thing to being right.

I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ...but enjoying the music".

You get really disillusioned, because you thought you were in love. But you realize that you're just alone.

It seems that man's greatest natural enemy is the target.

You know what's the greatest part of anything ever in the history of everything? Exaggeration. No, wait; it's correcting yourself. No, better yet, it's making lists.