For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. I'd come home and go to church and everybody would say, oh, my God. Demetri, you're working at the White House.

Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's just that I walked into a spider web.

I wanna see a snake eat spaghetti.

I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.

To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas.

Yes" actually means "No" 100% of the time, when the question is "Can I give you some advice?

Never forget where you came from. That's what I think when I walk into a cave.