I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.
One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.
A large portion of the Earth's land area is taken up by old varsity jackets.
A musical is the same as a burlap sack, I would not want to be in either
Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.
My friend asked me I ever swam with dolphins. I was like, 'Yeah, of course. What distance are we talking about from the dolphins? Because the last time I was in the ocean, I'm pretty sure I swam with most of them.'