Yes, okay, it's cool to be quirky, maybe, on the side. Do some puzzles, make puzzles, whatever, learn how to ride a unicycle. That's cool when it's on the side and you have a plan. What happens when you remove the plan? What you're left with is a guy who likes to do anagrams. And doesn't have a job... Sweet, that's a catch.

Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.

To get strangers to hate you even faster, crank up the volume on that very interesting ringtone of yours.

A lot of things look cooler in slow motion. Eating isn't one of them.

Once I started to look i finally began to see.

Never forget where you came from. That's what I think when I walk into a cave.

One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like, 'Hey, there's an asshole.'