'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like... after "I love you"... or "You're going to live."

And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track.

I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery.

If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.

To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it.

I am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding; I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything.

And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money.