One thing you never hear is "Man that guy is good at badminton".
My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.
Let no man's deathbed be a futon.
If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.
Sometimes heckling can almost help a set, because it ratchets up the tension in the room... can even bring things to a climax.
It's very easy to go through your whole life and never really get anything done or have any real meaningful interactions or relationships. All of a sudden you're dead, and I'm going to say that's got to be a letdown.