'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like... after "I love you"... or "You're going to live."

Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious.

A human head looks the least scary when it is attached.

The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).

Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? *sniff* muffins!'

I don't want to be my own boss. I want to be my own colleague.

I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.