If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.
How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.
You get really disillusioned, because you thought you were in love. But you realize that you're just alone.
I don't want to be my own boss. I want to be my own colleague.
Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else.
When someone shows you a picture of their kids what they don't want to hear is Oh, yeah, I got pictures of your kid too.