If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.

This is a pie chart about procrastination.

I think a lot of people who watch TV don't realize when they're watch TV shows and it says 'produced by' and producer, producer... there are all these producers. What the hell does a producer do? It's funny how much you have to worry about as a producer.

Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like, "Done, next!"

I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.

My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but... what a dork.

I was a good student when I was a kid, and I did everything I was supposed to do, and I got A's.