If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.

There is no I in Team, unless you count the vertical part of the T.

I think bears and worms aren't very similar... until you think of gummy.

Don't forget to turn your clocks back today if you don't want your clocks to be set to the right time.

I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.'

At any minute, I am four minutes from a poncho.

I got myself a really nice nib pen, with like 15 kinds of India Ink, and tons of different nibs; I think I was just procrastinating, like, once I have the right nib, the book is just going to jump right out of my fingertips... but then it just ended up looking like the shitty drawings that I usually do.