Batteries are the most dramatic object. Other things stop working or they break, But Batteries... They Die.

When telling a story about how wasted you were last night, stop.

Love is, and I hope it never isn't.

Don't forget to turn your clocks back today if you don't want your clocks to be set to the right time.

I was eating some candy and looked on the wrapper, and it said made from natural and artificial flavors. You could just say flavors.

There's a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I like that name, 'Futon World.' Makes me think of a magical place that gets less and less comfortable over time.

History, like wallpaper, repeats itself and can also make a room look old-fashioned.