Batteries are the most dramatic object. Other things stop working or they break, But Batteries... They Die.

I wonder if, as a society, we will ever be able to call someone a jive tofurkey.

Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

A large portion of the Earth's land area is taken up by old varsity jackets.

As a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it.

Yes, okay, it's cool to be quirky, maybe, on the side. Do some puzzles, make puzzles, whatever, learn how to ride a unicycle. That's cool when it's on the side and you have a plan. What happens when you remove the plan? What you're left with is a guy who likes to do anagrams. And doesn't have a job... Sweet, that's a catch.

A glove is a very literal looking hand puppet.