Batteries are the most dramatic object. Other things stop working or they break, But Batteries... They Die.

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

I was thinking how strange it is that water is one of the best, simplest things on this planet, and still with a simple glass of water you can neutralize so many of the greatest technological advances that we provide. Like with my blackberry, I can get in touch with so many people, but if I dip it in a small glass of water I'm completely disconnected.

Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.

Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.

There is no I in Team, unless you count the vertical part of the T.

I used to get bummed out when it rained; then I realized that it's God's way of washing off hippies.