The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.

When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.

Someday I will tell my grandchildren that I lived in the era when OK was abbreviated to K.

Sometimes I see a bird fly by and I feel jealous. But then other times I see a bird fly into a closed window and I feel laughing.

Checkers taught me that a King is a man with another man on top of him. But life taught me that that's actually called a Queen.

Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.

Sometimes heckling can almost help a set, because it ratchets up the tension in the room... can even bring things to a climax.