The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.

I love motor learning because it's very basic and primal. A lot of what I like to learn correlates with the opposite of what gets you laid. I can ride a unicycle and I can juggle. These are unimpressive things to know.

I like digital cameras, because they enable you to reminisce immediately.

A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.

There is no I in Team, unless you count the vertical part of the T.

It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.

When I stub my toe it's like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know.