I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters who have died in the other games. 'Hey, man, what are you playing?' 'Super Busy Hospital. Could you leave me alone? I'm performing surgery! This guy got shot in the head, like, 27 times!'

Sometimes, when something really great happens to me, I like to wait two weeks before I tell anyone about it, because I like to use the word 'fortnight'.

Once I started to look i finally began to see.

The best way to make somebody feel important is to try to assassinate them.

I wanna put stickers on turtles... I don't know why.

A good name for a gang would be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.