If someone throws a pie at your face, just open your mouth really wide and say, 'Thanks for feeding me, a**hole.'

When you're wearing an animal costume and something bad happens, your facial expression doesn't change. The animal is deadpan the whole time. If you're skiing in a gorilla suit and you fall, you just see a gorilla who has no emotion. It's just a stoic gorilla, wildly falling down a hill, out of control.

I saw a sign that said, 'Watch for children.' I was like, 'That sounds like a fair trade - especially if they're crappy kids.'

A power nap, is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you

The key to life is balance, especially if you are on a ledge.

I don't want to be my own boss. I want to be my own colleague.

I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.