Laborers want their kids to be merchants or business people. Business people want their kids to be professionals. Professionals want their kids to be academics, professors. Academics want their kids to be artists. And artists don't care if their kids are laborers or not. They can be anything.
Demetri MartinWhen watering your plants, try to talk to them - say something like, Hold it right there and then shoot them with water gun.
Demetri MartinLike a lot of people, Iโve always enjoyed commenting on strangersโ outfits. Unlike a lot of people, I now had a new megaphone to do it with. And, let me tell you, commenting on peopleโs hilarious clothing choices through a megaphone makes it so much better.
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