Laborers want their kids to be merchants or business people. Business people want their kids to be professionals. Professionals want their kids to be academics, professors. Academics want their kids to be artists. And artists don't care if their kids are laborers or not. They can be anything.

I bought a dictionary. First thing I did was, I looked up the word "dictionary", and it said "you're an asshole".

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.

I don't want to be my own boss. I want to be my own colleague.

If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.

As a creative person, you want to have a foothold and sense of progress.