Laborers want their kids to be merchants or business people. Business people want their kids to be professionals. Professionals want their kids to be academics, professors. Academics want their kids to be artists. And artists don't care if their kids are laborers or not. They can be anything.

They should call fishing what it really is... tricking and killing!

I think the most annoying language is a tie between all the ones I don't know how to speak.

It's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.

My policy is 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.'

I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.

At any minute, I am four minutes from a poncho.