When I'm buying car insurance I ask myself, 'Which company has the most annoying and relentless commercials?'
Demetri MartinI like stand-up. But I'd also like a family and house and a yard. I want to work with a lot of people, have colleagues; and on good film sets, there's people there that work with the same people for years and years. I love that collaborative spirit in that medium. Comedy is a lot more solitary.
Demetri Martin