When I used to go on the Wikipedia page, and I haven't gone on the page in a while, there used to be some guy who was doing my page and he would say that he was my cousin and I was going to be doing projects with him. I don't know who this person is and I don't have a cousin by this name and this person keeps saying that they're doing projects with me. It's so weird.

I am completely attracted to the idea of simplicity, or at least removing things that seem unnecessary when trying to get an idea out there.

A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.

Yes" actually means "No" 100% of the time, when the question is "Can I give you some advice?

I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.

Our Times, a Brief History: As televisions became flatter, People became rounder.

Artistically, I find jokes really satisfying aesthetically, because there's something great about getting an idea down to a sentence or two.