If you remove a treehouse from a tree, than it's just a shitty house. Sometimes when i'm in a shitty house, I like to imagine that it's in a tree, than it's like Woah, this house is amazing.

I'm so secretive that when someone asks me, Hey, can you keep a secret? I say That's none of your business.

I got into stand up just to do stand up because I love stand up.

I don't have to kill myself, time is going to do that.

Planning trip around the globe, that is in my room.

To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every now and then at the TV.

The planets. Now footnote, I'm including Pluto in the planets, because I think it's terrible what they did to Pluto. And it's still a planet to me. I grew up with Pluto as a planet, it will always be a planet.