If you remove a treehouse from a tree, than it's just a shitty house. Sometimes when i'm in a shitty house, I like to imagine that it's in a tree, than it's like Woah, this house is amazing.

Sometimes I like to go outside without even checking the weather first.

I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.

Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.

When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.

I just found out that I have more allies than America!

If I make my window ten days for stand-up, the conclusion is that I failed and that I'm not good at stand-up. If I make it ten years - if I just wait - the conclusion might be something totally different. I think it's so cool to do things in which you discover the malleability of your own mind.