100% of the people who give 110% do not understand math.
The definition of adventure depends upon how boring your life is.
'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.
Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.
Halloween's my favorite holiday because you don't have to spend it with your family.
I'm so secretive that when someone asks me, Hey, can you keep a secret? I say That's none of your business.