I want to launch a globe into space just to mess with the astronauts.

I wonder if there were any goths in gothic times. They're like: You look completely appropriate. You don't look stupid or lonely at all.

You mock those who blindly follow the majority...turn your attention now to those who are so dedicated to deviating from the norm that they would gladly cease breathing if it were suggested to them that inhalation was a form of conformity; for they deserve just as much scrutiny and ridicule.

They say that structure is freedom, and in a sense it is. When you're dealing with multiple constraints, you have to figure out what you can get out of that.

I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.

The sofa is the enemy of productivity.

I wonder if it's rude for a deaf person to talk with food in their hands.