Do you have any Greek in you? That was just a tactful way of asking if you're pregnant. If you're not, then let's break up.

Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.

I think it would be frustrating to be a match maker. "What do you do?" "I'm a match maker" "Aw, that's really romantic" "No, umm... I actually... never mind"

History, like wallpaper, repeats itself and can also make a room look old-fashioned.

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.

A Rubik's cube is equal to a drag queen. It's really colorful, but I don't wanna do it.

Planning trip around the globe, that is in my room.