Do you have any Greek in you? That was just a tactful way of asking if you're pregnant. If you're not, then let's break up.

If you really think about it, hitting the snooze button in the morning doesn't even make sense. It's like saying, 'I hate getting up in the morning-so I do it over... and over... and over again.'

Sometimes I feel like I'm making a connection with a stranger, but then it turns out I'm not. Like, I was in a mall, and I saw this lady hitting her kid. So I went up to her, and I was like, "Yeah, get him!" She got all mad at me. I was like, "I'm on your side here."

Drunken behavior will not be tolerated, except by those who are being hilarious.

As a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it.

There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.

I like stand-up. But I'd also like a family and house and a yard. I want to work with a lot of people, have colleagues; and on good film sets, there's people there that work with the same people for years and years. I love that collaborative spirit in that medium. Comedy is a lot more solitary.