Do you have any Greek in you? That was just a tactful way of asking if you're pregnant. If you're not, then let's break up.

There is no I in Team, unless you count the vertical part of the T.

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.

I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.

Surprise parties are strange 'cause people jump up and they yell the word, 'surprise' at the party. I came home and you emerged from my furniture. You don't have to tell me how to feel. I don't need a hint.

I don't think I ever wrote a song. I can write a lot of jokes, but when I try to write lyrics they're the most direct, non-figurative words, like, 'I like you, I like you,'... and that's it, for the whole song. People would go, 'Ooh, this guy's Dylan or something.' It gives me a lot more respect for songwriters, actually.

One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.