Suicide is the #1 killer of a person who is in a boat and happens to be passing under a bridge at the wrong time.

I think they named the orange before the carrot.

I don't want to be my own boss. I want to be my own colleague.

Statistics indicate that the average American is a guy named Brian who lives in Ohio.

History, like wallpaper, repeats itself and can also make a room look old-fashioned.

For some reason cowboy sounds better than cowman.

Jumping jacks are easier to do than crawling jacks.