Suicide is the #1 killer of a person who is in a boat and happens to be passing under a bridge at the wrong time.

I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.

If you really think about it, hitting the snooze button in the morning doesn't even make sense. It's like saying, 'I hate getting up in the morning-so I do it over... and over... and over again.'

My policy is 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.'

I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin.

You need an audience to help you figure out what's working and what's worth putting on your album or your special - or even just what's worth touring with.

Sometimes I feel like I'm making a connection with a stranger, but then it turns out I'm not. Like, I was in a mall, and I saw this lady hitting her kid. So I went up to her, and I was like, "Yeah, get him!" She got all mad at me. I was like, "I'm on your side here."