I like people, for a little while.

I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny.

The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.

I never set out to do a sketch show.

I'm so secretive that when someone asks me, Hey, can you keep a secret? I say That's none of your business.

A lot of things look cooler in slow motion. Eating isn't one of them.

The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.