I like people, for a little while.

Palindromes are the number one conversation stopper, like party killer, I think I've ever seen.

I got into stand up just to do stand up because I love stand up.

Sometimes I like to go outside without even checking the weather first.

I think as a performer, it can be really great to stand on stage, especially when you have more time, but I do think about the specific people in the audience, how it's hard for them to get up and go to the bathroom, how they chose not to do other things that night and have turned off their phones and everything. So for that reason, I think it's necessary to mix it up and talk to the audience.

When someone asks you the question 'Are you ticklish' it doesn't matter if you say yes or no, cause they're going to touch you. If someone asks if you're ticklish and you don't want to be touched you should something like 'I have diarrhea, now don't touch me cause you'll make it come out... and yes I'm very ticklish'.

When watering your plants, try to talk to them - say something like, Hold it right there and then shoot them with water gun.