Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

I got some new pajamas with pockets in 'em. Which is great, because before that, I used to have to hold stuff when I slept. But now I'm like, 'Where's my planner? There it is. "Keep sleeping." All right, perfect.'

I'm always excited to try something I haven't done.

It's Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.

A straw enables you to drink without using your wrist. A straw is your friend - until you lose eye contact with the straw. Then it will betray you and make you look like an idiot.

You need an audience to help you figure out what's working and what's worth putting on your album or your special - or even just what's worth touring with.

It's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.