How many of you are creative? I don't know, but for me, when you make a bunch of things over time and then you keep them... you forget. I look through my sketchbooks and I'm an audience for myself.
Demetri MartinI never give anyone just one congratulation. Congratulations are always plural. They are similar to grapes.
Demetri MartinHalloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.
Demetri Martin