But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.

A know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is.

As soon as I jumped out of the airplane, I realized I had forgotten my parachute. Thank God we were still on the runway.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

A large portion of the Earth's land area is taken up by old varsity jackets.

When I stub my toe it's like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know.

When there's someone who's dead and then someone does something that that person would not have liked, they say that that person is spinning in their grave. But I don't understand why they say that. Why is spinning the way that a corpse shows disapproval?