I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks. By the fourth week, I found it tedious. I got bored and grew restless. I had no other plan for a job, because from seventh grade on, I had planned on law. So I shifted my focus from classes to extracurricular activities.
Demetri MartinThe shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.
Demetri MartinThe lord works in mysterious ways. Indeed. And a shorter way to say that is: God is a sneak.
Demetri MartinOne of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like, 'Hey, there's an asshole.'
Demetri MartinRight before I'm about to talk at length about something I like I say, Get me started.
Demetri Martin