Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.
A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.
It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.
I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.
Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets.
Whenever I throw caution to the wind I make sure I'm facing the right way so that it doesn't blow back and hit me in my face.