When I dropped out [from a law school], everybody was disappointed... But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. Before that, I never realized how much I sought other people's approval. Once I figured that out, I was free to move on and seek the approval of other people, in comedy clubs and showbiz meetings.

The difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location.

I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.

There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.

I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.

I like people, for a little while.

I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.