To get strangers to hate you even faster, crank up the volume on that very interesting ringtone of yours.

There is no I in Team, unless you count the vertical part of the T.

If you happen to catch on fire during the show, do not panic or wave your arms around or scream or we wil give something to panic and wave you arms around and scream about.

When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.

It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.

I need to develop some patience - immediately.

One thing you never hear is "Man that guy is good at badminton".