To get strangers to hate you even faster, crank up the volume on that very interesting ringtone of yours.

I wanna design a video game where you'd have to take care of all the people shot in all the other video games.

I can tell how lonely I am by how easily I'm fooled by a mannequin in a store.

I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.

I've learned something on the road, traveling around: state shapes. The easier it is to draw the shape of the state, the harder it is to live in that state. So, if you live in a regular polygon, get the hell outta there. You gotta move to a squiggly area. Culture's attracted to squiggles.

You get really disillusioned, because you thought you were in love. But you realize that you're just alone.

Socrates became a trendsetter. Other philosophers, including Plato and Aristotle and Gus, quickly followed suit, dropping their last names too. And, for centuries after that there would be countless imitators including oltaire, Michelangelo, and, much later, Cher.