A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.

For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. I'd come home and go to church and everybody would say, oh, my God. Demetri, you're working at the White House.

I equals all of the ifs added up over time. The ifs, those are the possibilities; that's infinite for all of us. Every day there are just millions of them. Time, that's finite for each of us; there is no question there. Maybe if you divide choices by the amount of time you have, the real I can emerge, depending upon those choices.

To be creative, first I need to be really organized. If my apartment's messy I need to clean it. It's like before you start doing your homework or studying for a test, you have to have a clean room.

There is no I in Team, unless you count the vertical part of the T.

One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.

99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.