A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.

Sometimes I like to go outside without even checking the weather first.

Suicide is the #1 killer of a person who is in a boat and happens to be passing under a bridge at the wrong time.

Socrates became a trendsetter. Other philosophers, including Plato and Aristotle and Gus, quickly followed suit, dropping their last names too. And, for centuries after that there would be countless imitators including oltaire, Michelangelo, and, much later, Cher.

I believe in empathy. When religion provides that for people, it's the best thing in the world.

I saw a sign that said, 'Watch for children.' I was like, 'That sounds like a fair trade - especially if they're crappy kids.'

Turtles are greater than baby nephews, because it's ok to drop a turtle.