To remove all credibility from what you're saying try wearing sunglasses on your forehead.

It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.

I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.

Artistically, I find jokes really satisfying aesthetically, because there's something great about getting an idea down to a sentence or two.

I'm very hip-oriented. I focus on hips in my comedy - probably more than any other hipster comic who is out there hipping today. My hips, other hips. I work with my hips a great deal. That is what I do. But not in a gay way.

I think the most annoying language is a tie between all the ones I don't know how to speak.

It turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.