To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every now and then at the TV.

Surprise parties are strange 'cause people jump up and they yell the word, 'surprise' at the party. I came home and you emerged from my furniture. You don't have to tell me how to feel. I don't need a hint.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

It's very easy to go through your whole life and never really get anything done or have any real meaningful interactions or relationships. All of a sudden you're dead, and I'm going to say that's got to be a letdown.

I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me.

99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.

Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.