I think it would be frustrating to be a match maker. "What do you do?" "I'm a match maker" "Aw, that's really romantic" "No, umm... I actually... never mind"
Relationships, like eyebrows, are better when there is space between them.
I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.
I just found out that I have more allies than America!
When telling a story about how wasted you were last night, stop.
After going through years of litigation to get royalties due to him, the guy who coined the term 'happily ever after' lived reasonably well for a while.